Red Sox trade Manny Ramirez for James Levine

Kidding! Sorry I was too lazy to Photoshop Levine into a Sox uniform, but he wouldn't get a cap over that hair anyway. My point here is that, short of a major development like that, I'm going to take a week off from HubArts. I've been at this all summer, and it's time for a break. Unless the Levine trade goes through, I'll return Aug. 8. And just to be a sport, if I have your email address, I'll let you know when I return.